Keanu Reeves plays Ted in the doofus comedy film “ Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure” (1989)

Quotes from the movie:

Socrates: The only true wisdom consists of knowing you know nothing.
Ted: That's us, dude.

Mr. Ryan (Bill and Ted’s teacher) : It seems to me the only thing you've learned about Roman history is that Caesar is a salad dressing.

Mr. Ryan : Who was Joan of Arc?
Ted: Noah's wife?

 

Keanu Reeves: The Meaning of his Names

Keanu is Hawaiian and means ‘cool breeze.’ Ke-ahe-anu is literally in Polynesian ‘the breeze cool.’ It is a moderating evening wind that blows in off the Pacific over coastal mountains.

Reeves is a possessive surname from the medieval occupation of reeve, who at various times and places could have been a bailiff, an overseer, or a magistrate. Reeves ‘of the reeve’ could also denote one who worked in the house of a reeve, or who was the son of a reeve.

Traditional Hawaiian names have specific meanings and are usually given to a person at birth by a kupuna (family elder) or by their parents. A traditional Hawaiian birth name is typically chosen based on the following:

inoa po: name in the night; a name received in a dream


inoa ho’ailona: name in a sign; a name received in the form of a vision, mystic sign, natural phenomenon


inoa ‘ulaleo: voiced name; a name heard


inoa ho’omanao: commemorative name for an event or to honor a person


inoa kupuna: a name handed down; of an ancestor


inoa ewe: a name based on traits or personality

Keanu Reeves as the cheerful numbskull "Ted"

 

Here are 2 net charts of Hawaiian names. They are beautiful names. Use them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Akela

noble 

Hawaiian

Girl

Alana

fair, beautiful, offering 

Gaelic, Hawaiian 

Girl

Anani

orange tree 

Hawaiian

Girl

Bane

long-awaited child 

Hawaiian

Boy

Haimi

the seeker 

Hawaiian

Girl

Haleigha

house of the rising sun 

Hawaiian

Girl

Iolana

to soar like an eagle 

Hawaiian

Girl

Kahoku

star 

Hawaiian

Boy

Kai

sea, willow tree 

Hawaiian

Both

Kaili

a deity 

Hawaiian

Girl

Kalama

flaming torch 

Hawaiian

Girl

Kale

strong and manly 

Hawaiian

Boy

Kalea

bright 

Hawaiian

Girl

Kalia

Beauty

Hawaiian

Girl

Kamea

 

Hawaiian

Girl

Kane

tribute, warrior; the doubly-accomplished, golden; man, the eastern sky; beautiful 

Gaelic, Japanese, Hawaiian, Welsh 

Both

Keandra

 

Hawaiian

Girl

Keilana

adored one 

Hawaiian

Girl

Kekona

second-born 

Hawaiian

Girl

Keona

God's gracious gift 

Hawaiian

Boy

Kiana

moon Goddess 

Hawaiian

Girl

Kiele

gardenia, fragrant blossom 

Hawaiian

Girl

Lani

sky, heaven 

Hawaiian

Girl

Lanikai

heavenly sea 

Hawaiian

Girl

Leilani

heavenly flower, heavenly child 

Hawaiian

Boy

Lokelani

small red rose 

Hawaiian

Girl

Malu

peacefulness 

Hawaiian

Girl

Meka

eyes 

Hawaiian

Boy

Mily

beautiful 

Hawaiian

Girl

Nalani

clamness of the skies 

Hawaiian

Girl

Noelani

beautiful girl from heaven 

Hawaiian

Girl

Okelani

from heaven 

Hawaiian

Girl

Oliana

oleander 

Hawaiian

Girl

Peni

weaver 

Hawaiian

Girl

Roselani

heavenly rose 

Hawaiian

Girl

Ululani

Heavenly Inspiration

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reeves’ name in the Cyrillic alphabet on a Russian poster

 

Name and phonetic sound

Meaning

 

Name and phonetic sound

Meaning

`Auli`i
[au lee' ee]

Dainty, Cute, Exquisite, Cute, Perfect, Trim, Nice

Lana
[lah nah]

Calm as still waters

Lanakila
[lah nah key lah]

Victorious

Aikane
[ai kah' neh]

Friend

Lea
[lay ah]

Mythological goddess of canoe builders

Ailani
[ah ee law nee]

High Chief

Leia
[lay ee ah]

Child of Heaven

Alana
[ah law nah]

Awakening

Leialoha
[lay a low ha]

Beloved Child

Ali'ikai
[ah lee 'ee kai]

King or Queen of the Sea

Leilani
[lay lah nee]

Heavenly Lei; Royal Child

Alohi
[ah low hee]

Brilliant

Luana
[loo on ah]

Content; Happy

Anuhea
[ah new hay ah]

Cool and Fragrant

Lulua`ina
[loo loo (w)ah' ee nah]

Freckles

Aolani
[a oh law nee]

A Heavenly Cloud

Maka Koa
[mah' kah koh' (w)ah]

Bold, Fierce

`Eleu
[eh' leu]

Alert, Lively, Energetic, Spry, Nimble, Agile

Maka Launa
[mah' kah lau' nah]

Friendly

Hau'oli
[how ol ee]

Joy, Happy

Maka Nani
[mah ka nah nee]

Beautiful Eyes

Hawika
[hah vee ka]

Beloved

Maka
[mah' kah]

Favorite One

Hepualaha'ole
[heh pooh ah lah ha oh lay]

Uncommon Flower

Makaha
[mah' kah hah]

Fierce, Ferocious, Savage

Hiapo
[hi ah poh]

First Born

Makamae
[mah kah mae']

Precious, Cherished

Hiwalani
[he wah law nee]

The Attractive One

Makana
[mah kah' nah]

Gift

Hiwahiwa
[hee' vah hee' vah]

Precious, Beloved, Darling, Indulged, Favorite

Makani
[mah kah nee]

Wind

Hokuikekai
[hoh' koo' ee keh kai]

Star of the Sea

Makani
[mah kaw nee]

The Wind

Ho'opono
[ho oh poh no]

Faithful

Malana
[mah law nah]

Calming, Soothing

Ikaika
[ee kai' kah]

Strong, Powerful

Malie
[mah lee ee]

Calm

Iolana
[ee oh law na]

To Soar Like a Hawk

Malu Lani
[mah loo law nee]

Protected by Heaven

Ka Hiwa
[kah hee vah]

The Favorite One

Maluhia
[mah loo hee ah]

Peaceful

Ka Nui
[kah new ee]

The Greatest

Mano
[mah no]

Shark, Passionate Lover

Ka Pua
[kah poo ah]

The Blossom

Mea A`a
[meh (y)ah ah' ah]

Adventurer

Kau'i
[kah ooh ee]

The Beauty

Meli
[meh' lee]

Honey

Kaila
[kah ee lah]

Style

Miliani
[me lee on nee]

Gentle Carress

Kaimana
[kai mah nah]

Divine Power of the Sea

Na`auao
[nah au (w)ao']

Intelligent

Kaimi
[kah ee mee]

The Seeker

Nahoa
[nah hoh' (w)ah]

Defiant, Bold

Kalani
[kah law ee]

Of the Heavens, Chieftain

Nalani
[nah lah nee]

The Calm of the Skys

Kalea
[kah lee ah]

Bright

Nani
[nah' nee]

Beautiful, Pretty

Kamea
[kah may ah]

The One and Only

Niele
[nee' (y)eh leh]

Curious

Kanunu
[kah new new]

The Strong One

Noa
[noh' (w)ah]

Free, Freedom

Kapa`a
[kah pah' ah]

The Firm, The Steadfast

Noelani
[no eh lah nee]

Beautiful Girl from Heaven

Kei
[kei]

Dignified

Nohea
[no hay ah]

Loveliness

Keilani
[kay ee law nee]

Glorious Chief

Nui
[nui]

Big, Large, Great, Important

Kekipi
[keh kee' pee]

The Rebel

Okalani
[oh kah lah nee]

From Heaven

Kekoa
[keh koh' (w)ah]

The Brave, The Courageous

Palani
[pah law nee]

A Free Man

Keli'i
[key lee ee]

The Chief

Pauo'le
[pow oh lay]

Never Ending

Koa
[koh' (w)ah]

Brave, Bold, Fearless

Pili Lani
[pee lee lah nee]

Close to Heaven

Konani
[co naw nee]

Bright

Pilialoha
[pee lee ah loh' ha]

Close Friend

Ku'uaki
[koo' oo (w)ah' kee]

Guardian

Po `okela
[poh oh keh lah]

Champion, Best, Foremost, Superior

Ku`u Hoaloha `Oi
[koo' oo hoh (wah) loh' hah oi]

My Best Friend

Polunu
[poh' loo noo]

Chubby

Ku`u Maka
[koo' oo mah' kah]

Apple of My Eye

Pomaika`i
[poh' mai kah' ee]

Lucky, Blessing, Good Fortune, Blessed, Prosperous

Ku'oko'a
[koo oh koh ah]

Independent

Pono
[poh no]

Righteous

Kupa`a
[koo' pah ah]

Loyal

Pua
[poo' (w)ah]

Flower

Ku'uipo
[koo oo ee poh]

Sweetheart

Pualani
[poo ah law nee]

Heaven's Flower; Heavenly Flower

Lae`ula
[lae oo' lah]

Clever

Punahele
[poo nah heh' leh]

Favorite

Laka
[lah' kah]

Gentle, Tame

Ualoheke Akua
[oo' (w)ah loh' heh keh ah koo' (w)ah]

God Has Listened

Lalama
[lah lah' mah]

Daring, Fearless, Clever

 

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Reviews of my Book

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A Great New Review of My Latest Book!

October 26, 2011

Welcome to the Enchanted Forest

By WB Johnston

This review is about Bill Casselman’s latest e-book about words: Where a Dobdob Meets a Dikdik: A Word Lover’s Guide to the Weirdest, Wackiest, and Wonkiest Lexical Gems (Kindle Edition)

 

“Wade Davis, lately of National Geographic, once described each living language as “an old-growth forest of the human spirit.” Once you decide to enter the kleptomaniacal woods of our mother tongue, what you need is more than a tour guide. This is no Disney-fied ‘keep-your-hands-inside-the-car-at all-times’, point A to point B, clear-cutting mining of language. You, here, are in the hands of Sir William of Cassel, a genuine shaman modestly posing as a simple lover of words.

In the best of the spiritual tradition, Bill is the shape-shifter who constantly leads you to all the places you need to find in your soul. Every page is a new country, an invitation to an excursion into the wonderland of rich connections with the myriad of sources of what so often we unthinkingly wield as a prosaic tool.

Pay absolutely no attention to anyone who tells you that this book is anything but pure gold. It’s simply not true, sadly, that all the world loves a lover. Particularly someone whose love is so boundless.

But Sir William is fearless. You don’t earn your keep as a medicine man if you have a thin skin. While I cannot for the life of me understand how anyone could walk away from this book unmoved by its wit, its wisdom and the beautiful transparency by which the author celebrates the glorious romp of our almost unlimited linguistic exuberance, I have to sadly conclude that once in a while, you do meet someone who can’t see the forest for the trees, eh?

Read this book. Leave it on the sofa instead of the $%#!*$% TV remote. Maybe someone you care about will pick it up, even just for a moment, and fall in love with their heritage?

Leave it on your desk at work and trust that someone will riffle through it when you are out at lunch. Shamans are magicians of the highest order. The work of their hands and hearts is game-changing. Or, hey, put it on your Kindle and just feel comforted that you can wander back out into the forest with Bill even in the middle of a boring lecture.

Enjoy.”

 (Casselman replies: Thank you so much, Dr. J., for the kudos.)

 

 

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Jenni French of San Francisco, California writes on her blog “My Corner of the Universe” for March 19, 2011:

Casselman, Bill. Where a Dobdob Meets a Dikdik: A World Lover’s Guide to the Weirdest, Wackiest, and Wonkiest Lexical Gems. Avon, MA: Adams Media, 2010.


“I admit it: I’m a word nerd. I love words: weird words, long words, obscure words, funny words.  This book is right up my alley.  With chapters like “Nautical Words,” “Creepy Words,” and “Edible Words,” I have enjoyed every page of this book. 

And the author has quite a way with words, so I have found myself rereading many sentences in this book and slowing my progress through it. 

My current favorite sentence is found in a discussion of dog hybrid breed names: “What a revolting concatenation of cutesiness and smarmy nomenclatorial treacle parading under the name of canine hybrid breed names” (19).

I’m sure I’ll have another favorite sentence in a day or two. 

This book is just that good and just that entertaining.”

(Author Bill Casselman replies: “Thanks, Jenni!” )

Just a reminder that this book contains my ALL-NEW word essays, none of which are available anywhere else in print or online.

 

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Cindy Lapeña on her blog “Creativity Unlimited” of July 19 ,2011, writes:

Posted by mimrlith in 365 Things to Look Forward to.
Tags: 365 things to look forward to, books, reading

19. Starting a book

To a certified bibliophile like me, a.k.a. bookworm, one of the most exciting things to look forward to is to start reading a new book. In fact, sometimes the prospect of starting to read a new book is so exciting that I have to hurry to finish the book I am currently reading, just so I can start a new one.

If there’s one thing I can’t resist, it’s a book, especially if it promises to be a good one. Of course there are certain books I just won’t touch or be seen with, but at the risk of being hung by my thumbs by fans of such literature, I will not mention any genres in particular. . .

Seeing a book with a title that totally captivates me, like Where a Dobdob meets a Dikdik (yes, that is a book title!) has me so worked up, I just can’t wait to dive in. I imagine all sorts of deliciously fancifully outrageous words with a title like that. Is it obvious? I just love books on words. You won’t believe how many dictionaries I own. Or books on lexical oddities and other lexical explorations. Yes, I am a logophile of sorts. I love the new words I pick up from new books. I relish finding out the meanings of all manner of words and phrases and expressions. What could be more fun?”

(Replies author Bill Casselman: Please scroll to bottom of page or click here to link to a free seven-page preview of my book, Where a Dobdob Meets a Dikdik.

 

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Testimonial Email

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Dear Mr. Casselman,
A search for the origins of an improbable-looking word, paraprosdokian, led me to the first piece of your prose I have had the pleasure of reading, “The Bogus Word Paraprosdokian & Lazy Con Artists of Academe.” I have just placed an order for Where a Dobdob Meets a Dikdik, Canadian Words & Sayings, and As The Canoe Tips, and will add more of your titles as I finish these.

I have just retired from a 40-plus year career in book publishing, the last thirty years spent as director/editor of a number of university presses, attempting to sort the genuine writers from the “Lazy Con Artists of Academe.” Sad to say, the latter have so over-bred the former that I could no longer see the rare gem in the avalanches of offal that daily swamped my office and desk. I visited your website and spent far too long there; it was a pleasure to meet a real writer through his work.

. . . I revisited the paraprosdokian page, and have finally quit laughing again at “Casselman’s Conclusion.” You were not unkind to the “profligate prof-lets.” During my years as an acquisitions editor, in rejection letters I often quoted Prof. Moses Hadas, classicist at Columbia University, who wrote a young scholar in response to having been sent the prof-let’s first book, “Thank you for sending me your book. I will waste no time reading it.”

I know I will enjoy your books. Keep up the good work.

Thank you,
Luther Wilson
Director (Retired)
University of New Mexico Press, among others

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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